Dick Grande - Raunchiest Holiday Songs [Audio CD] 2005

Funny, Funny, Funny. For decades now Dick Grande (the king of raunchy) and his exotic dancer wife Virginia Ham have been spreading the gospel of “Raunchy Songs” throughout the land. Now with the release of their “Raunchiest Holiday Songs”, tunes like “All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teats” and “My Inflatable Valentine” will soon fill the homes of America with ole fashion raunch. The idea for “Raunchiest Holiday Songs” emerged when Virginia Ham noticed that many of her customers (lap dance buddies) were depressed and unable to stand up during the holidays.

After a couple of choruses of “Xmas Always Makes Me Want To Die” she noticed (after the laughter subsided) a firm friendly response emerged. “Honey, can you write me some funny raunchy songs for my despondent clients?” she asked. Within weeks the boys down at the “Soak and Poke” were laughing hysterically.

Bust a gut, bust a move or plain ole bust out with laughter and joy with “Raunchiest Holiday Songs”.

CONDITION: NEW, Drilled Case

TRACK LISTING

1 All I Wan for Xmas Is My Two Front Teats
2 When Irish Boys Are Humping
3 My Inflatable Valentine
4 She's a Ho Ho Ho
5 Was That You on Valentines Day
6 Xmas Always Males Me Want to Die
7 Conchita-Valentine for Hire
8 Wrinkled Balls
9 Santa Is Morbidly Obese
10 I Will Kill You
11 Stuck in a Coffin on Halloween (A Tribute to Johnny Cash)